ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

Catch a flight

To get high, or participate in any mind altering substance use

Homie: What you doin later?
Me: Gotta catch a flight son!
Homie: What?! Where you flyin to?
Me: No fool, Ima get high af!

by Kongthemighty June 13, 2024

ass-catching

someone who accuses another of "dick-riding"

Then tell Sherry to stop ass-catching.

by Chappybloodlad May 3, 2023

catch twenty fuck

It's a fuck situation that a 22 can't get you out of

When my truck went over the cliff i was in a catch twenty fuck situation

by Mikkiscarbelly November 11, 2020

Catch-Up Juice

Introducing Catch-Up Juice – the elixir that transforms you from office square to party legend faster than a "What's a sober Monday?" quip. Catch Up Juice is often an Eastern European clear spirit, probably brought back as a souvenir from a drunken stag weekend. This mystical potion is the secret handshake of the after-work crew, syncing you with their legendary inebriation levels.
Picture this: You're stuck in the office, crunching numbers, while friends indulge in a marathon "Sess". Fear not, Catch Up Juice salvages your party rep. Breeze in after a day of adulting, hoist your Catch-Up Juice, and witness colleagues marvel at your dance moves and laughs at questionable jokes. It's a liquid time machine propelling you to the heart of the evening's shenanigans.
Remember, Catch-Up Juice isn't for the faint of heart – trade sobriety for camaraderie. If on the fringe of the office fiesta, say: "Hit me with the Catch-Up Juice!" Life's too brief to be the sober standout. Cheers to catching up and catching a buzz!

"Gimme a glass of that Catch-Up Juice...I need it"

by Stewster the bear December 27, 2023

Catch you on the blogotubes

An ironic phrase used as a goodbye. The phrase literally means "I will talk to you on the internet", but intentionally mocks slang terms used to reference the internet such as "the blogosphere" or "the tubes".

(when leaving a room) "Bye guys, catch you on the blogotubes!"

by anonymous1415926535 June 28, 2023

Catch 26

A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025