First World Problems

When the only people you can talk to are your best friend and a sexy blonde...
by TheMightyOwl May 08, 2020
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first pitch pinch

while chilling in the dugout you grab a pinch of your favorite dip and throw it in before the first pitch of the ball game to ensure good luck... F.P.P
David: Dude you got a chew I need a first pitch pinch?
by fmubaseball October 07, 2008
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First try no warm up

Having the ability to attempt something without preparation ahead of time.
Man I kicked that dudes ass first try no warm up.
by Redd Matrixx July 11, 2008
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put your friends first

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.
hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?
by noxid, nivla April 27, 2006
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First World Problems

Problems almost unique to or prevalent in the first world, which actually refers to the US. These problems include:
- medical debt
- extreme poverty
- identity theft
- credit card fraud
- fake news
- queueing forever in cars for “fast food” and coffee
- conspiracy theories
- gun violence
- normalised bigotry and misogyny
- institutionalised corruption
- extreme bureaucracy
It took forever to get my gronday lartay with that line of carsdang first world problems!
by kiwibiker April 23, 2022
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nude in the first degree

guy1 = i saw a guy shirtless today gross

guy2 = yeah that nude in the first degree
by stormbringer117 April 23, 2010
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