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Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked
Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?
by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022
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Burrito bang

Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to
Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!
by MasterOfTides August 19, 2023
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IMA BURRITO

amyywoahh
Ima burrito bye amyywoahh
by robloxrat2 January 19, 2021
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
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Creamy Burrito

When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.

“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”

“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
by The AMC club December 7, 2018
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Burrito

A Burrito is someone who has many friends like a Crustina and they like to hang around tables at school. Specifically, tables numbered four. That sounds really random but it has been scientifically proven by me.
Me: Who is that over there on table number 4
Crustina: IS THAT BURRITO
by ms paiz June 3, 2019
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San Diego Burrito

Like a California burrito except they use chicken instead of carne. Ingredients are pollo, papas, queso, crema all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.
"Have you tried the San Diego Burrito at Los Panchos? Bomb diggity"
by SubMachinistZ June 8, 2018
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