A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 28, 2016

Saint Bithin rested his chin upon Bithin's Bridge whilst deciding to push his tongue into the vagin or into the Bungholio.
by CB4PEE-OH! March 26, 2022

this is what people called qtmax say when they can’t get anyone to meet up with them so they will constantly spam their snapchat with the same phrase.
“anyone meet at vickey bridge?? idcw girls get close!”
“guys i’m bored meet at vickey bridge?”
“girls meet at vickey bridge or call”
“i don’t care where now or who just meet”
these are all phrases used by max
“guys i’m bored meet at vickey bridge?”
“girls meet at vickey bridge or call”
“i don’t care where now or who just meet”
these are all phrases used by max
by I’m not goff lmao April 19, 2021

that one person you get feelings for after breaking up and trying to get over someone
are those feelings genuine? maybe but most likely not.
are those feelings genuine? maybe but most likely not.
“bro what happened between you and jasmine? I thought u was into her.”
“nah fam she was just my bridge crush after I got over mia.”
“shii okk i got u, ayt so I think also i got a bridge crush on jasmine too”
“fr? thats crazyy”
“nah fam she was just my bridge crush after I got over mia.”
“shii okk i got u, ayt so I think also i got a bridge crush on jasmine too”
“fr? thats crazyy”
by dollartreerat March 18, 2024

You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
by Plat's gat December 19, 2021

A thin layer of non-hygienic eczema, (worn biker leather-skin located on the Fumundercarriage of a 19th century immortal House Madame Speaker. While standing on the head is easily Located between a 155 Howitzer artillery Shell, converted IED’d blown gripper free rusty dusty, and a shoe stretcher Sasquatch haired rot vagina marinated in a 5 day old fermenting muddy Diaper, infused Dingle Berries, Muddy Waters, cotton Balls and FUMUNDA cheese. Only located in San Francisco with a Hazardous waste warnings the shirt right by the belly button. It’s where the nipple is. WOKE CULTS USE WITH CAUTION. A MASK WON’T WORK Blue Hair Dye collected from overflowed Super Bowl Port a Potty’s work well and Pouring the infected areas(the whole body) with Mad Dog 20/20 Purple Passion does work. See a woke Democrat for experienced info on this matter since all comments have the only one right answer.
Are you about close to the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, I Smell rotten seafood. Man, I THINK SKANKY SQUANKY Pelosi’s visiting from her home town of DC
by N’awlins Shed Honky August 18, 2022
