birthday hole

The term of your anus when your spouse has a birthday.

“Maybe if your lucky on your birthday you can use my birthday hole”

by Chief One Pump June 5, 2019

Birthday-Brodie'd

To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.

To celebrate turning 29, Kevin Durant was Birthday-Brodie'd because he is a bitch.

by stretch88 September 29, 2017

breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

Logan's p. Birthday

say happy birthday to a Logan

WOW Logan's p. Birthday
Nicole:"What day is it today?"
Diego:" Logan p. Birthday!"
Everyone:" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN!"

by Ncheried March 29, 2021

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023

Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.

Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that

by Spoodigus November 14, 2022