someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
by tom brian February 6, 2017
Get the tom brianmug. Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.
by tombradycantcatch November 6, 2018
Get the Brianmug. The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.
Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.
Cultural Implications:
The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.
Cultural Implications:
The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?
B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
Get the Brian Thompsonedmug. the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)
example :
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
omg brian is so cool
yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.
by squidyqueen July 16, 2021
Get the brianmug. When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.
by PimperBrian October 16, 2008
Get the [Boxing Brian]mug. Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024
Get the The Brian Cream of Currymug. by Xeries August 1, 2024
Get the Brianmug.