Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.
Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.
by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008
Get the murdering rat bastardmug. by Bodapoonboi December 26, 2016
Get the sneaky lil bastardmug. by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022
Get the bastard ass shitheadmug. Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting
Often worn by fat unattractive males
Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’
Often worn by fat unattractive males
Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’
by dmkk August 14, 2022
Get the Sad Bastard Jeansmug. Wretchedly unhappy person who is able to be a complete asshole, incessantly annoying. person totally obnoxious and easy to dislike!
Ricker told me he was an "MPB" a miserable prick bastard, I didn't believe him. Now I know what it is I understand it's true.
by exofloanwolf January 11, 2023
Get the Miserable Prick Bastardmug. A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.
by J.C.J January 25, 2022
Get the Greasy Italian Bastardmug. a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on
b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.
b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.
Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"
Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"
Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"
by Dudewiththescoop April 21, 2010
Get the spoon-trap bastardmug.