Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Austin

Someone who is damaged. Who is beaten to shit inside and dosent share a word. He's head strong but when you lie over stuff he cares about. If he says he feels fine ask him 2 more times. If he tears up tell him to talk to you. He should open up.he loves to party. He's smart, funny. But most of all, he'll fight for who he loves.

Austin, talk to me.

by Death by me. October 20, 2022

Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.

Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out

He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!

by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025

Austinized

When someone goes to or moves to Austin and instantly becomes pretentious. They will usually make sure to let their buddies know exactly just how cool they are for being in Austin and how much better it is there then where they are from. They can usually be seen taking pictures of their food or anything really austin-esque to send to their buddies back home.

Hey whatever happened to him? He used to be so humble.

Awhhh man he went to Austin and came back austinized

by thelovermuthafucka August 30, 2019

Austin

A cool guy with brown hair he likes sports,Charming but not accepted by girls much,Protective on his friends muscular,And a very cool guy to hang out with!

Austin:hey girl

Girl:Eww no
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(Friends get pushed)

Austin :Rkos the dumbass that hit his homie

Austin is Awesome!

Isint austin the one that got rejected?

by Me-_you October 21, 2017