angry campbell

When one is masterbating or getting a handjob and ejaculates onto their own face either intentionally or unintentionally. Sometimes getting cum into their own eyes.

my girl went down on me last night, and when i busted all over her face, it ricocheted and gave myself an angry campbell.

by angrygrapegoblin August 12, 2009

Angry hedgehog

Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.

I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs

by Marvelisshit May 27, 2016

Angry Squid

When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.

"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."

by Blingg June 7, 2013

angry ghostbusters

While two guys are giving the same ugly girl a simultaneous facial, they first cover her with snot rockets before blasting her with their plasma!

What do the angry ghostbusters say?

"Dude! You crossed the streams!!! DAMN IT EGON!!! How many times do I have to tell your autistic ass?!? You never cross the stream!!!"

by Too tall May 26, 2014

Angry Genie

An Alpha male or female transformation in response to a beta cuckold acting out of line.

Libby threw a tantrum breaking things when attention wasn't paid to him encouraging correction by an Angry Genie.

by MaCaulkin August 22, 2017

angry hornet

a fisting move done by first clenching both hands and intertwining your fingers. then, upon entering an orifice, you extend all fingers at once while keeping your hands together.

Ouch! Not the angry hornet again!

by angreen hornet November 14, 2011

Angry Raegan

An Angry Raegan is a type of Raegan who is very angry, at all times. They enjoy to be angry at Troys and Sheryls and most of the time Gemmas. They like to read even though most of them are dyslexic, they are also commonly very abnormally tall and have very fabulous noses. They commonly own very little and adorable dogs usually named Mia or Angel. They enjoy screaming on the top of their lungs even if they think they are whispering, commonly Italian, or as white as paper.

That's an angry Raegan who likes to hit Brianna's!

Oh no man, here comes Angry Raegan and her friend dog Mia! Hurry! She's going to hurt us!

by BagBri July 22, 2018