angry dane

A devilishly delightful woman with a pension for speaking her mind and being utterly dismissive of all things that do not interest her. The sort of girl that one one finds fascinating and captivating in spite of all indications that she is clearly bad news, disinterested, and most likely a health hazard.

A woman with entirely too much prowess, confidence, intelligence, and cunning, yet with little or no personal compassion and the capacity for prolonged fondness.

A woman who will eventually not only break your heart, but who probably promised to do so the day you met and you would have believed her.

"I can't stop starring at that Angry Dane, and I'm pretty sure she hates my guts by the way she just told me to fuck off."

"There's no point in falling for that saucy wench, she's just an angry Dane.

by Ziegenbäuerin September 12, 2014

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.

I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.

by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

Angry Birder

A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.

You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!

by Noseyparker May 26, 2015

angry facebook find

When you find somebody on Facebook for the sole purpose of yelling at them via Messenger

Fair warning, my friend is about angry Facebook find you.

by Mel/Becca October 6, 2015

angry sneeze

An Angry Sneeze is when a male ejaculates into his partner's nose and his partner sneezes it out.

I went to jerk off on her face and accidentally gave her an angry sneeze.

by Beltneck April 15, 2016

angry porcupine

When a guy shaves his pubes, waits a few days, has a girl shave her pubes, then grudge fucks her.

Dude, I have Sharon the old Angry Porcupine last night.

by Bacon66 April 21, 2016

angry fireball

Angry fireball is when you put a bottle of hot sauce inside your anus, you then squirt some inside. The man or female then pushes hard to shoot the hot sauce out like a fireball into the other person mouth.

Man my girlfriend is ganna put so much hot sauce for are angry fireball tonight.

by bigsauce April 25, 2016