by BIGG R August 13, 2021
The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
by ahhwhatisthat October 10, 2023
An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
by chaimy4life May 27, 2012
by BbTasting Cart November 29, 2017
by notmrna**69420 June 17, 2023
Korean for "texas village", a euphemism for a red light district. The name seems to be from the movie "best little whorehouse in texas"
texas chon odissoyo? (where is the red light district?)
by korean guy October 22, 2009
Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up
by Larry dickerton April 30, 2023