texas howdy

Jamaal barely survived the Texas howdy he suffered in El Paso last month.
by BIGG R August 13, 2021
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Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
by ahhwhatisthat October 10, 2023
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Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.
Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.
by chaimy4life May 27, 2012
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Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.
I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!
by BbTasting Cart November 29, 2017
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Texas Reset

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang
by notmrna**69420 June 17, 2023
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texas chon

Korean for "texas village", a euphemism for a red light district. The name seems to be from the movie "best little whorehouse in texas"
texas chon odissoyo? (where is the red light district?)
by korean guy October 22, 2009
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Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up
Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.
by Larry dickerton April 30, 2023
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