Texas Hold'em

Getting a handjob from a TX girl.

Person 1: What'd you do last week?
Person 2: I got a Texas Hold'em from the new girl.

by Littlegirl99999 November 20, 2020

The Texas rattler

When one takes anal beads to the next level by putting Texas Pete hot sauce on the beads instead of lube

Come over here boy.. pass me that Texas Pete’s and gimme the Texas rattler

by Texasrattler April 3, 2019

Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

Texas Orgasm

The act of shooting a firearm mid climax.

Bro: Yo just gave my girl a Texas orgasm last night.
Grandma: Boi nice!

by Athmeystic May 10, 2016

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

texas flipflop

When your guy is wearing a beach thong and his balls are on the outer left side of the thong and his cock is on the outer right side and you perform oral sex until he cums on your sunburn....

Hank and I were at the beach all day so I gave him a texas flipflop to ease my sunburn..

by knb4life June 14, 2014