baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017

south alaska

This is what Americans who want to invade Canada think it should be called.
Taken from the definition of "Canuckistanian". Full credit goes to him.

"If y'all Canucks keep stealing our jobs, we'll invade your miserable igloos and rename it South Alaska!"
Canadian Migrant: "I'm from Canada."
Stupid American: "Y'all mean South Alaska?"

by TheCanadianQuestion December 14, 2017

ezzat alias

The most handsome guy on earth. Who ever meets him melts easily. A great leader. Always thinks one step ahead. But, most importantly everyone wants him badly

Wow! look that guy over there is so ezzat alias.

by jackie hux April 22, 2018

The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.

"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"

by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019

The Alaskan Flip

When you have a boner so you are unable pee comfortably, so you do a handstand in front of the toilet in order to pee more efficiently.

"Dude I am so hard right now but I really have to pee."
"Same bro, lets do the Alaskan Flip."
"Smart."

by Bullworm February 1, 2021

wet Alaskan polar bear.

When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.

He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.

by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021

Timothy Alastair McLain

One must always look up to him, as he is not man, but a being so powerful and majestic that all of humankind must watch in awe and disbelief at his form. TAM is one to be revered, one to be feared, one to be worshipped, one to be sacrificed for, one to put above the belief or ideas of all else. TAM is not God, but he is above God, and he shall be treated as if nothing else in the world possesses any minute value, as all universal importance stems from TAM.

Give your life for Timothy Alastair McLain or you will be as worthless as a woman.

by Elizabeth Shuk the Third October 12, 2021