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Austin

Hey Austin nice cock
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Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
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Austin

Kinda a nerd that can suck it.
SUCK IT AUSTIN!
by Nickolas Sata July 14, 2020
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austin

a low life who only cares about himself and never trusts a soul even though he was not given a reason not to trust.
Don’t talk to austin he’s a looser
by s___a July 16, 2020
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Austin

An orange loving cock petter with no life but decent at soccer and swim.
Look at him swim he such an Austin.
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Austin

Austin. Austin is a snake. 🐍. He is the worst person I have ever met. He treated my friend like shat and was so mean. Every Austin I have met was crusty, and rude!
Austin was being crusty today!
by Stanky DooDoo July 27, 2020
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Austin

did you hear that austin fucked savanahs mom?
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