The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
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