eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016

Ass Shim

A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.

Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"

Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"

by ItsWitz April 3, 2010

ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010

Balls-ass

adv. A superlative with a negative connotation

Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.

by Bragnor December 5, 2009

Sunday Ass

Irritated sphincter caused by over-active bowels due to consuming large amounts of draft beer Friday and Saturday. Usually stems from not abusing alcohol during the week, then compensating for the hiatus by binging through the weekend. Sometimes involves a hemorrhoid or two.

#1. My friend could not go mountain biking with us last week because of his Sunday Ass.

#2. Why does that bar have to have Miller Lite specials over the weekend? I end up with Sunday Ass every time I try to save a little coin.

by Benji Barker March 9, 2007

Taki Ass

The painful process of dedicating after eating a fair amount of Takis Fuego Tortilla Chips. Closely related to fire shits

These Takis are worth the Taki Ass later.

by Fire pooper September 4, 2016

ass tucker

its a boss or supervisor that steals your ideas or take credit for your work. And then talks shit about you to your coworker or his boss

He work for bp as a company man his a real ass tucker

by 74*wtf October 25, 2016