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Army

1. A fan of BTS

2.WHEN YOU LOVE BTSSS
Me:Hi i'm an Army are you one?
Other person: No! Why?
Me: GET THE HAY OUT OF HERE THEN
by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 6, 2021
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Underground Mafias Army

A Club Penguin army community full of absolute wetwipes. Typically they go on Club Penguin Rewritten and try to annoy innocent players going about their day. The HCOM is clueless as well.
Did you hear about the Underground Mafias Army again? They're a bunch of nimrods.
by clubpenguinlad December 18, 2020
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sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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army

the fandom foe kpop group bts. really toxic and will hate on other groups for absolute no reason. don't trust them.
army:what groups do you stan?
person:nct, skz, ateez...
army:OmG wHy Do YoU lIsTeN tO nOiSe MuSiC wHeN yOu CoUlD lIsTeN tO bTs
person:wow wtf dont need to be so rude
by jaehyunsbitches April 22, 2021
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ARMY

ARMY (n.): Slang. A girl who’s unbeatable at keeping high streaks (Snapchat, fitness, study goals, whatever)—because, like a literal army, she’s disciplined, resilient, and thrives under pressure.
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A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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"Bro, she’s got a 1000-day streak with everyone—she’s a total ARMY."

Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."

"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."

"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."

“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”

“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”

“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
by shamsuney December 5, 2024
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army

"omg no is that an army"
"DID SOMEONE SAY BTS??? OMG WHO'S YOUR BIAS? FAVORITE SONG? HOW MUCH MERCH DO YOU OWN?? GOD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL JHOPE WILL MARRY ME SKSKKSKS AND I OOP THEY ARE THE BEST BOYGROUP EVER AND MUCH MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE BEATLES!!!!!!"
by pls no August 26, 2019
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helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111
John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB
by Kaprisas June 23, 2020
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