Claude moment

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

by Untouched December 26, 2008

kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.

Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!

by hmvocab May 31, 2015

Nigga Moment

When two white males accidentally bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would simply shake it off or say "Sorry/Excuse me"

When two black males 'accidentally' bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would start a fight right then and there for the littlest reason. Heck, one might even pull out a gun or knife. ...Maybe both.

nigga moment nigga moment

by ‍ November 10, 2015

Ran Moment

When a girl accuses you of doing something because she wouldn't let you have her coochie

Wow did she really think it was because she rejected you? That's a Ran Moment

by obtainerofcoochie69 January 22, 2019

Jah moment

The opposite of a bruh moment; an occurrence whose miraculousness can only be expressed by invoking Jah.

Person 1: "Bruh Pat really goated up today."
Person 2: "Yeah that was a real Jah moment."

by Bruh McJah December 15, 2019

Sandwich Moment

An empathy-inspiring moment when you witness someone in a lonely, sad, or hopeless situation. Usually when one is down on their luck.

Look at that old man sitting alone in the movie theatre, eating a tuna sandwich he bought from the gas station with the last three dollars of his pension... total sandwich moment.

by Black Bean and Rice November 14, 2012

Mod Moment

A mod moment is when a discord moderator is retarded like stop is and fucks up really really badly such as banning a random person for no reason. It was created by the god Fedis himself.

Random: I'm gonna kiss your foreheads
Stop: -strike @random sexual talk
Everyone: Mod Moment!1!11!!

by echoissocool December 4, 2020