Kelly harwood

A person who is so attractive even gay people get a boner when they see her

My cock ripped out of my trousers when I saw Kelly harwood

by Monkeymalpracticelover December 11, 2023

Anna Kelly

the most annoying, ugliest, obsessive, stick figure, no ass, no titties, big foreheaded bitch. who is gonna get their shit rocked because they talk too much. calls other people a “hoe” but made out with 8 girls in one night.

random person: “anna has b00bs”
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.

by urgoldfish February 25, 2022

Kelly

Someone who helps you self harm

Kelly will walk you through self harm and show up at the funeral like it's not her fault

by Dinosaursarenotreal January 20, 2025

kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

by Stickypee May 12, 2020

Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Luke kelly

A very fat boy that stinks of smegma

Luke kelly is seen riding his ped around northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

James P Kelly

Name; Of Irish origin. It means short fucking midget!

Hey looks it’s a James P Kelly.

by Astrawire July 17, 2024