Weird Beard

weird.

meg, you weirdo! charm stalker!

by anonymous September 21, 2003

dick beard

1. Someone so hairy that his pubic hair goes up to his chest, and around the waist.

2. See Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is so powerful that he wears a black belt that he grows on his dick.

Monkeys? It's natural for them... A dick beard, of course.

by Falconpwn February 24, 2011

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006

Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

by XaurreauX December 21, 2008

anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

bearded woman

when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman

Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.

by peteck727 November 1, 2006

The Devil's Beard

A ring of blood resembling a goatee that is a result of going down on a girl with her period.

"I was going down on Jane and didn't realize she had her period until I looked in the mirror and saw I was wearing the devil's beard."

by deep scraps October 15, 2009