Peanut butter spoon

During a devil's three way one man inserts his penis into the woman's anus, then he pulls out leaving feces on his erect penis. The second man then licks it clean.

Hey man did you hear Rob and Dave did the peanut butter spoon with Catherine the other day?

by Overkill1994 September 18, 2020

Doo doo Spoon

When you are fucking your girl in the spoon position and she blasts out such an epic, world-ending giga-parp that shit gets all over your balls and flows onto bed.

"Dude I was layin with my girl last night and she straight gave me the doo doo spoon; that shit was rank yo, shit all on my junk, my bed, and the sheets? Man, they ain't NEVER gonna be right again."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

Peanut butter spoon

When a man rubbs a spoon full of peanut butter on a women's asshole then licks it Off

The man gave a peanut butter spoon to his wife

by Pizzaman42069 May 27, 2021

new orleans spoonful

Cumming onto a spoon and feeding it to your partner.

I gave my gilrfriend a New Orleans spoonful last night

by jlawad August 4, 2016

The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.

Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.

by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016

Spoon Act of 2006

Legislature passed by the United States Supreme Court in 2006 defining the regulations of all manufactured spoons to be produced with built in cameras to ensure security of all drawers

Bro how’d you take that picture with a spoon ??? Bro all spoons have cameras, have you seen the spoon act of 2006?

by LilCuck May 24, 2018

Mid-air spoon

1. (verb): The act of a women or man minding their own buisness, when another individual runs and jumps in the air, quickly spooning the spoonee.

Tarah: "Wow it's a nice day out today."
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"

by Robert Sudak November 10, 2008