The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual maneuver in which the male places his erect "penis" through the hole of a standard 45 rpm record, preferably a highly sought after title of the doo-wop genre from the 1950's through the 60's. Coitus is then performed, with the challenge being the preservation of the records placement on the base of the "penis", along with it's structural integrity, and condition. After completion, the record is then safely removed and inspected for "damage" (fluids, surface cracks, etc.). This unorthodox performance has been described by doo-wop record collectors as a form of high-stakes gambling, in which they risk ruining their often extremely valuable, and sometimes priceless records in the process. Positive outcomes after this act is performed are often highly praised about among the community of enthusiasts and collectors, where as negative outcomes are met with sympathetic condolences for the collector's loss and misfortune of a ruined record.
Brad (a Doo-Wop Flop Extremist): Dude, last night was crazy. Jennifer and I wanted to try something new, something exhilarating, so we decided to execute the Doo-wop Flop. I used a scratched up copy of "Come Go with Me" by the Dell-Vikings. It was such an exciting challenge to keep the record on my shaft, and once I finished, I heaved her off of me and rushed over to the turntable before the playing surface crusted over, and let me tell ya, I didn't hear a single pop upon playback! ill never go back to digital noise reduction ever again.
Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.
Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation
Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.
Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation
by muddyford57 September 24, 2025
Get the Doo-Wop Flopmug. something you wear on your feet in the summer.
some people like to wear them in the snow.
flip flops are often smelly.
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some people like to wear them in the snow.
flip flops are often smelly.
flip
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person1: OMG MY SHOES ARE SOO SWEATY
person2: just wear some flip flops!
person1: GOOD IDEA!
person1: nice and coool
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person2: just wear some flip flops!
person1: GOOD IDEA!
person1: nice and coool
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by ongmam123 May 31, 2009
Get the flip flopmug. by URBAN DIC(K)TIONARY May 27, 2021
Get the Flopmug. A type of sandal that was created from someones impractical fashion sense for footwear that has gone beyond functionality, making it everyone else's problem that the owner can't help but complain their feet hurt. Typically made of organic/natural materials and a Native American design.
by penetrode September 7, 2017
Get the hip flopsmug. An overall ass on a website called Discord. This user blasts very loud distorted music, mainly music containing racist music from Moon Man. If you find this user in your Discord server you probably should go ban him right away. Hes only seen on a Youtube users Discord called SynthesizeOg, he has also been found on a Developers Discord called "IcyTea". This user is extremely racist towards almost all races that are not of his. He may rarely post gore in some instances. His profile picture is of a bald male consisting of green eyes, long eye lashes and a wide smile. Don't let the smile misjudge you as he is not there to be a happy user.
"Foreign Flip Flop Hitter has joined OG Community discord, welcome!"
Foreign Flip Flop Hitter : I hate all mexicans, Too spicy!
Gustavo Gurrerez : I hate pussy fags like you who try to ruin my day.
Moderator : Foreign Flip Flop Hitter is a voltcock, Ban him!
"Foreign Flip Flop Hitter has left OG Community discord, bye bye!"
Foreign Flip Flop Hitter : I hate all mexicans, Too spicy!
Gustavo Gurrerez : I hate pussy fags like you who try to ruin my day.
Moderator : Foreign Flip Flop Hitter is a voltcock, Ban him!
"Foreign Flip Flop Hitter has left OG Community discord, bye bye!"
by ROBLOXSNIPER6249 March 1, 2017
Get the foreign flip flop hittermug. by Xopher_ November 20, 2019
Get the Tardy bargain flopmug. 1) A total and complete Loser; Deadbeat
"He's not right for you. That guys a fucking flop!"
synonyms: failure, disaster, debacle, catastrophe, LOSER, be unsuccessful, fail, not work, backfire, be a disappointment, do badly.
"He's not right for you. That guys a fucking flop!"
synonyms: failure, disaster, debacle, catastrophe, LOSER, be unsuccessful, fail, not work, backfire, be a disappointment, do badly.
A man who hits and women and vice versa is just a flop.
"He's not right for you. That guys a fucking flop!"
"He's not right for you. That guys a fucking flop!"
by CMBADVOCATE March 3, 2018
Get the Flopmug.