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by wowwwwawesome February 27, 2023
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Table Bunny

A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.
I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.
by blmtwitch August 13, 2022
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10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.
Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.
by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023
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Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.
"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"
by CBinion91 May 18, 2020
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Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death
by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023
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Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.
Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.
I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.
by Ryzonup September 4, 2021
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