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Rachel

Absolutely useless person who is flaky and unreliable. Rachel will manipulate you deliberately and strike where it hurts.

She’s not stupid, but she’s not smart either. She is jealous, toxic and materialistic. She will 100% of the time choose money over loved ones.
Person 1: hey can you call Rachel and ask her to pick up the kids?
Person 2: if you ask Rachel they would never get picked up, she’s about as reliable as using pull out for birth control; and she would know how reliable that is.

Person: is Rachel coming into work today?

Person 2: Rachel called off because because her brother has a planters wart.
Person: she called off for what?
by Glendamartinez362 November 28, 2021
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Rachel Gonzalez

An amazing human being. Sister of Gabbie Gonzalez. Has a cute ass niece named Lavender, whos dad is Jack Avery!
Wow have you seen Rachel Gonzalez lately, she's stunning!!!
by lovelylimelight March 12, 2021
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rachel faith austin

Noun. Someone that over produces belly button lint.
Don't be a Rachel faith austin and clean out your belly button kids.
by Bob don April 3, 2017
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Rachel

Rachel is not a violent person AND IS NOT TOUCHY!
Rachel
by Dachel Ronne February 23, 2021
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Callum and Rachel

Together they are perfect and unstoppable

no matter what gets in their way it always works out
have you seen callum and rachel? they’re perfect!
by RK<3 March 24, 2022
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Rachelle

Rachelle With her stink ass
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Rachel

Rachel, is a booming, trampy specie of a creature with high ego, despite the large surface area on her forehead which can be used to land planes on. Calculating the circumference of that forehead would be impossible. She always begs for it from guys even from her best friend's boyfriend. She stinks like shit no matter how many bottles of perfume she uses up, her odour overwhelms the people around her. Her moustache around her lips makes people believe her name is Pablo. From thorough research and examination, people can call her a slag. Her home life isn't going quite well due to the poor quality of life in that household, with 9 or more people living in a room in a council house. Sis is depriving her brothers and sisters of basic necessities to buy an iPhone 13 pro max and flex on the people she thinks she is better than (not quite efficient eh). I believe the name Rachel should be used as an offensive term and should make any person slip into a serious depression and want to kill themselves.
“You're such a Rachel
*person proceeds to kill themselves*
by Truthteller10123 June 4, 2022
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