I like your shoelaces

A phrase used to identify those who use tumblr on other websites or IRL.

"OH GOD, MY FEELS, I CAN'T."

"Hey, uh, I like your shoelaces."

"Me, too! What's your blog name?"

by Stephani-dftba July 30, 2012

crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

by lyndal June 21, 2007

your mom goes to college

Your mom goes to college is the best retort, known to the history of MAN. O:

OKAYSO
Kip was all "YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE" to Deb, who was trying to raise money for college. So the masses overused the greatest line. :<

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Your mom's fat.
P1: YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
P1 and P2: OOOH! I/YOU GOT SERVED.

by nora the explora April 6, 2005

November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day

Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs

Boyfriend it's November 18 baby

November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook :') thank me later

by Hehehee :) November 18, 2020

Taking Your Grandma to Applebee's

Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend

Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!

by applebee's23 December 8, 2010

go science on your wrist

a term used when in dire need of a cut-down.

If I was you I'd whip out a scalpel and go science on my wrist.

by {(H)} March 23, 2005

Brush your shoulders off

A cool action that only the playaz do when they be pimpin

You gotta get that dirt off your shoulders

by PJ, Matt x2, TK February 20, 2004