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You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022
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All my friends who bully me for loving Venti

One particular friend named Yukina, but it’s written politely.
To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…
by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024
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A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"
by MrnextX December 30, 2017
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me your ex

someone beautiful or handsome, that all the people want to date. we are kind, caring , reallll fine too. but most of all, someone you fumbled and missed out on cus you were too immature. We are up on all the trend but still are hella smart and you’ll never find someone like us again.
person one to person two: bro i need a girlfriend, some one stunning and nice
person two: oh yea you’ll find someone-
you: me your ex? yeah
by tylerthecreator?? February 20, 2025
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Told me to die

You told me to die so yes
by Kato yami November 22, 2021
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suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012
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