cock-box

(n) A total jackass, especially one who is particularly rude as well as overtly unintelligent.

Keith: "Dude, why are you being such a cock-box?"
Jon: "Gabbi's holding out lately, man, it's getting to my head!"

Brittany: "OMG Chad is so hot!"
Brenda: "Maybe, but he's a total cock-box."

by summerfinn July 12, 2012

cock box

A condom

Use a cock box. I don't want a pregnancy.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 12, 2022

Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on

You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.

by Blunteeezy July 14, 2008

Cock block

Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.

Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??

by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

Cock block

My step father

He is a huge cock block

by Blank nightie December 02, 2024

cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.

Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."

by Hotpinkluvr May 14, 2009