Northwest High School

Northwest HS is a public school in Germantown MD. The Science department sucks, the Math department is average, and if you're not on a sports team you're automatically irrelevant. People over here are SUPER liberal, and everyone her is super gay. Like super fucking gay. Even the straightest people. We have 10 whole portables bc the toxic underclasses keep overcrowding the school.

Northwest High School fucking sucks ass. Or it doesn't.

by Bethany pronounced Bethunay September 15, 2019

life high five

When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?

Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!

Brittany: Duh. Life high five!

by levinlaw September 15, 2019

High-larious

These are things (jokes) that are only hilarious when you're high!

Bruh Superbad is High-larious
Liz, that was fucking High-larious

by Cognizant September 17, 2019

High Horsey

Talking down to others despite saying you want to treat them equally

Ms Watson is on her high horsey again.

by yuhuyuh September 18, 2019

Norfolk Junior High

A school filled with real ones and fake ones. Your closest friend can really be your closest enemy. Never trust a soul people switch up fast. People also say they gunna fight you but don't do shit. There are some cute girls there though...

Person 1: Wow I'ma jump this nigga.
Person 2: Oh no I'm scared.
Person 1: *Doesn't do shit but proceeds to backstab one of his friends for no fucking reason*
Person 2: Yup, thats the Norfolk Junior High for you.

by nibberlawflea September 18, 2019

High-Risk Selfie

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.

Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”

by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019