Hard Boiled Bitch

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.
I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.
by cambronshinn October 11, 2010
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my sized bitch

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB
Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB
by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004
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self righteous bitch

"that self righteous bitch! who does she think she is?"
by Teishii September 16, 2015
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bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase
bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)
by bigdaddy7 October 11, 2010
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elite mint bitches

superior fine asses.

also, opposite from ugg mug.
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Sexy Bitch Swag

The hottest type of swag a woman can have. Classy, Sexy, Smart, and everything in between. Sexy bitch swag is for all the sexy real women in the world. pretty girl swag dont have shit on it. unlike pretty girl swag, which is for little girls! Sexy bitch swag is for females who can rock anything and everything they wear. They have kick ass personalitys, down for what ever comes their way. Never backs down. Knows where their going in life.
Guy: Damn that woman has Sexy bitch swag right on point.
by Sexybitchswag September 21, 2010
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