Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.

Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.

by Rytic June 15, 2013

gentiana syndrome

Gentiana syndrome is a very dangerous disease. If you got infecetd you cant be cured. The syndrome is about that you get very stupid and very dumb.

Omg you got infected by the gentiana syndrome

by Mike Blattelito October 6, 2017

Sahan Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge to bully or harass Sahan

This Sahan Syndrome is killing me, I really want to spit on him

by ReekyHawk123 June 6, 2023

empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

godzslay syndrome

1. A person who brags about everything they own

2. A unknown gender mostly specified as harambe

Sample 1 : This kid who has a bunch of money has a godzslay syndrome.

Sample 2: So do you know that guy named Jeremy?, he has a godzslay syndrome

by LtblBC February 27, 2017

Rihanna Syndrome

when you realise that you are acually a weak ass bitch who caught feelings

FUCK. I think I might have Rihanna Syndrome, I just looked through my ig story views for his name.

by shabbatshalombitches December 29, 2020

Cogitomonimeros Syndrome

Pronounced as:

/Co/gi/to/mo/nim/e-ros Syndrome

Is an unofficial term for a disability of which one individual's thoughts are grounded to perverseness, sex or the obscene. Cogitomonimeros Syndrone may effect individuals who in there lives took or have seen environments where sexual activity is prominent. this disability may hinder;
Logicial or rational thinking(Problem Solving, etc), Intelligence, Socialization... etc

Cogito from the latin word "Cogito" meaning "to think"/"I think"
Monim from the greek word "Monimo" meaning "Permanent"
Eros from the greek god love and desire

"You have been diagnosed with Cogitomonimeros Syndrome"

by Shuumei Todo January 24, 2025