bla-cock

when juno calypso steals your work

man you got totally bla-cock'ed in the latest issue of W mag

by dbaggy88 January 26, 2018

Cock Rubbery

To Rub your manhood against a ladies genitalia, to excite stimulate and part the waves.

Kevin was getting nowhere with Karen so decided to try Cock Rubbery

So drove his car up and down the drive to open the garage.

by Micheal Masked Avenger February 28, 2022

Cock-a-doodle-doo

When you bury it so deep from behind that she starts rocking her head like a rooster

When Steve poured it so hard from the back , Wendy started rocking her head like a rooster and screeching cock-a-doodle-doo!

by Massman and Big Daddy Boose February 24, 2024

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by Save yourself August 27, 2024

Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.

Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.

by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

big money, big cock

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS

Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”

by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023