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it was a cold winter night and jack and mia wanted to have sex for the first time, jack finished his hot cocoa and called mia from the master bedroom. he screamed up the stairs *come down here right now, i hope u r horny*
she races down the stairs while quickly yanking her bra and underwear off, yelling *fuck me daddy,fuck me now* and gives him a blowjob. he cums all in her face moaning like hell when he got suprised by mia getting on top and pushing the dick in her pussy and moaning so hard that one thing led to another and they had sex.

*few days later*
mia: babe u know how we had sex? i think the condom broke because im pregnant
jack: ooh um bbg i was just horny... like i am now. sex- LOOK WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE U R A LONLEY SOUL WHO IS MASTURBATING. JUST GO ON PORNHUB AND SEARCH BIG TIT BABE ROUGH SEX.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO I WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW
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ball sex

where u sex ball
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sex comrade

a gender-neutral way of referring to your romantic partner
Hello, I'd like you to meet Bean. They're my sex comrade.
by davethewriter March 17, 2023
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Sex

Both men and women get naked, and the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina or cunt, and he passionately caresses her, and then a substance comes out of the penis and the woman eats it, or a substance comes out of the vagina and the man eats it. It's fun and I suggest you have sex and have fun
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Punk Rock Sex

Having sex while playing punk rock music. People often decorate their rooms to fit the punk rock aesthetic and music but sometimes not just for their love of music but also for the feeling it gives when they're having sex or just relaxing.
Oh my god Bridget you and your boyfriend should have Punk Rock Sex!

You want my Punk Rock Sex playlist? Tough luck

Punk Rock Sex hits different.

Fuck a goth gf, punk gfs and Punk Rock sex are in now!

Getting fucked by my punk bf to his Punk Rock Sex playlist hits bitch.
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Sex

Well if you are lucky she might sucky ya cookie
Yo you had mad sex

Yeah Bruce she was wetter dan a scuba diva
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sex

It's where a man and woman fell in love so much, they go on their bed, taking off their clothes, covering it up with a huge blanket, and then doing some friendly wrestling poses until they are tired.
Dad: "And that is how I did sex with your mother."
Son: "Okay."
by NotFunnyGoldMystery93 July 14, 2021
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