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Script Syndrome

A condition in which a written media will make a character, or characters speak or act in a way that seems contrary to their interests, past conflicts, or ideals for the sake of emphasizing a certain point or narrative device, as if the characters were reading off a script.

e.g. Leorio and Kurapika's argument on the elevator in the second episode of Hunter x Hunter.
Many action stories suffer from script syndrome
by Thecompetentone November 21, 2024
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Gay Macrophilia Syndrome

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is a made-up mental disorder that mainly affects macrophiles. Individuals with this disorder will often be sexually aroused by the thought of giant gay femboys, or have fantasies about them. Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is self diagnosed and usually cannot be cured for a long period of time.
Jimmy: "bro I think I have gay macrophilia syndrome"
Carl: "what the fuck is that"
by sample goober2 November 22, 2024
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IMMM Syndrome

IMMM Syndrome or “I Miss My Man Syndrome” occurs when a girl, well, misses her man. Usually used by girls in healthy relationships 🙂 ↕️ She’s usually always talking about him. She even misses him even if they were separated but a few minutes earlier
“Laila is always talking about her boyfriend, it’s genuinely so annoying” “She can’t help it. She has IMMM Syndrome 🤷🏾 ♀️”
by @pp1ec00chi3 November 23, 2024
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NOWT Syndrome

NOWT Syndrome otherwise known as Niggas Only Win Temporarily syndrome is a disease that affects every black individual that has been happy for an extended period time past their free trial of happiness. Niggas may find that even after finding an initial form of happiness, they are suddenly bombarded with stress, disappointment and suicidal thoughts all caused by the same thing they thought would bring joy to a nigga. NOWT Syndrome affects all black people of any age at multiple times throughout their life in order to ensure that a nigga's happiness is not permanent.
Girl 1: Tyrone seemed so happy just last week after he rizzed up Twanisha and got her number, but now he just looks depressed all of sudden
Girl 2: He must be suffering from a regular case of NOWT Syndrome. It's just the universe doing its thing.
by WNA(Wisest Nigga Alive) November 24, 2024
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blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
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Christmas Derangement Syndrome

Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.

Symptoms of CDS are as follows

1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real

There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
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Trump Derangement Syndrome

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) diagnosable condition in which one acts irrationally towards 45th and 47th President Donald J Trump. TDS applies both ways. On one end of the spectrum, Trump Derangement Syndrome causes one to hate Donald J Trump to the point of fabricating or heavily misconstruing information to defame his character. However, Trump Derangement Syndrome applies to the other end of the political spectrum, as well. Sufferers of Type 2 TDS will often act sycophantic towards Donald J Trump, and defend him vehemently in online forums, or consistently insult those who do not share the same god-like view of Donald J Trump.
Left-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is a pedophile!”
Right-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is literally Jesus and will save us!”
Psychiatrist: “You both have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
by Big Fat Niggaballs November 30, 2024
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