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old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.
Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"
by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022
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Sexiest Man Alive

Josiah ,GeePablo, Garcia
Margret: Have you seen the sexiest man alive?
Johnathan Chase: Yes, It's Josiah Garcia
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White man syndrome

When you find yourself drawn to white men all the time and cannot get enough of them especially when they're tall and have immaculate game.

You cannot escape this diagnosis once you catch it, you're stuck. For LIFE.
Did you see Sarah? She's got a wild case of WMS (white man syndrome)
by K1TRAPPY November 7, 2022
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manscaped razor for man

"man, i love manscaped razor for man"
"i know, but i just cant live up to the beauty standard that manscaped razor for man sets."
by manscaped razor for man November 19, 2022
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Two man conga

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.
"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"
by Rottinghill April 24, 2022
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Purple-Man Theory

The theory first posited by Hym Iam (Yours truly) that states "If the Pareto principle applies to 'the ability to accrue influence'; then there will inevitably come a time where someone is able to accrue a supreme or vastly disproportionate amount of influence and use said influence for evil". Loosely derivative of pseudo-religious "Anti-Christ" literature and a reference to the Marvel villain "Zebediah Killgrave" AKA "Purple Man".
Influence part 2/ Purple-Man Theory

Iam "That's not true! Look at what Daryl Davis was able to do with those KKK members. He was able to get through the cognitive dissonance and get them to operate outside of the framework of conceptualization they had initially adopted."
Hym "That's just trading one framework for another. The act of adopting the framework allows them to forgo the 'reasoning' that is required (by definition) to constitute the expression of 'ego'."

Iam "But I doubt Daryl Davis has the philosophical suppositions required to constitute a 'Framework of conceptualization'. Anyone who is acting out the script of a 'framework of conceptualization' can (in fact) be reset to 'ego expression'."

Hym "Let's assume that you're correct. That's one anecdotal example of the KKK framework being reset to 'ego expression'. We don't know that it works that way across a variety of frameworks. We don't know whether or not they are falling under his 'indirect' influence so that's little more than speculation."

Iam "Then I guess we'll have to learn more about what he did to convince these KKK members to abandon their initial framework. He either posited a new framework (which they replaced the old one) or he broke through the cognitive dissonance and reset them all to 'ego expression'. But that's as far as we can get for now."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2022
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Non-Newtonian Man

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.
Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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