cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and nut straight in the air, you preform a 180 and catch the semen in your anus

oh my gawd did you see easton hit the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021

Cock showing

A competition between two males to see who is the biggest swinging dick aka “cool guy”

There was a major cock showing when John and Jim competed over who had more swagger with the ladies

by KK901 October 2, 2019

cock glue

semen

She wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I filled her mouth with cock glue.

by iL0VEbeer May 30, 2024

Cock

Cock is an word for male chicken. Cock this and cock that

Oklohoma Citizen: I have such a fat COCK!
Me: Maybe you should give it a diet?...

by DogShitEater69420 February 7, 2023

Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022