Gay

Having an affinity for dick and ass.

: are you gay?
: no I just have an affinity for dick and ass.
: that’s the same thing
: oh, I see! Thank you!

by Rmleyt March 26, 2024

honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

gay

gross people who have sex with their gender

you are gay

by 9mte May 3, 2020

Gay

A type of man in love-life with another man, They can come in varitys

''Garfield came out as gay today.''

by Piazr December 28, 2022

Gay

A person that wants attention

Someone who can't pull lasses
This is gay

by Amy nicholson April 18, 2018

Christian aitkens gay for Homeless

Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way

Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum

by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024

Gay

Not me

Someone ig: Hey it’s Dilucspubeseater the gay Diluc fanboy
Me: I’m not gay

by DilucsPubesEater February 15, 2022