Gay

To be happy

Son: How come the Pastor at my church was telling the children about gay people?
Father: I don’t know son. Are you gay?
Son: Yes father, I am very happy.
Father: Good son, I hope you marry a beautiful man one day.

by Bigger Dickier Randy May 21, 2024

Gay

Boy like boy. Boy love boy. Boy fuck boy. Boy marry boy. Boy have child with boy. Boy die with boy.

Boy: Hey mom I’m gay.
* Mom faints
Boy: Hey dad I’m gay
* Dad dies
Boy: Hey friend I’m gay.
* Friend ignores and changes subject
Boy: Hey crush I’m gay.
Crush: Me too.
Boy: Will you be with me forever?
Crush: Yes!
Boy: Hey mom I have a boyfriend.
* Mom dies

by Sunlow Foreva September 18, 2023

gay kid party

Where most gay pride rally's are hosted by kids usually the ages 9-90.

"Hey man I can't wait to get to the Gay kid party" " me too man"

by Owen A February 13, 2017

Gay

Jonathan Hannah

Gay is used when u see Jonathan Hannah

by minimousebatch May 13, 2020

Gay

congrats you searched gay your probaly not even gay but you lookes it up

lil huddy is gay

by epic person000000 June 8, 2020

Gay PB & J

Two gay people cover themselves in Peanut Butter and Jelly. And afterwards, have oral and anal sex, mixing the Peanut Butter and Jelly on eachother body's.

"Dude, last might me and my bf went dirty and did the Gay PB & J"

by TheRandomFuckwit December 7, 2021

monkey sex gay

when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's

I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay

by PresidentEquation434 April 12, 2023