Andy Syndrome is when you personify or give feelings to inanimate objects so that you feel bad about it if you ever got rid of them. andy biersack
by FluffyBlueHeart November 19, 2018
A mental disorder that causes a person to constantly make unfunny jokes but once in a blue moon come out with a banger.
"Bro why tf are u so unfunny most the time but then sometimes come out with a banger"
"I was diagnosed with Robin Williams Syndrome"
"I was diagnosed with Robin Williams Syndrome"
by Meteonexp November 09, 2023
A person with MPS (Minimus Puer syndrome) often misdiagnose themselves with ADHD or Anxiety as they have no capabilities to reflect on themselves or be emotionally mature enough to realise that they're actions were incorrect.
A person with MPS is typically quite selfish, often victimizes themselves unintentionally or intentionally; they find difficulty focusing and often lack a work ethic. Many people with MPS are also diagnosed with Dyscalcula.
A person with MPS is typically quite selfish, often victimizes themselves unintentionally or intentionally; they find difficulty focusing and often lack a work ethic. Many people with MPS are also diagnosed with Dyscalcula.
"I think that Anna has Minimus Puer Syndrome: she's quite selfish, and always victimises herself; She can't take accountability for her own actions when she is very clearly in the wrong, and she knows it. Have you seen the way she turned the friend group against me?"
by attenyab April 04, 2024
Symptoms are found when a man always nags, is irritating, acts too desperate and or acts like a bitch. Found more commonly when he acts gay.
by Sir Rizo February 02, 2024
the formidable addiction of buying and owning large quantities of musical instruments for one's own personal gain
Person 1: I just bought my 28th instrument. It's a really obscure type of clarinet that nobody writes music for.
Person 2: You have Spencer's syndrome, and should seek help immediately.
Person 2: You have Spencer's syndrome, and should seek help immediately.
by onebrokeboi February 27, 2018
A particularly unpleasant condition where the patient suffers from a chronic bout of ignorance and lack of morals, and suffers delusions that they are not disgustingly foul or distasteful in every sense.
Symptoms can include overly promiscuous behaviour, paranoia, alcoholism, hypocritical tendencies, loss of memory, loss of intelligence, mood swings, and a tendency to engage in sexual liaisons in the back of a van on council estates with multiple participants.
Symptoms can include overly promiscuous behaviour, paranoia, alcoholism, hypocritical tendencies, loss of memory, loss of intelligence, mood swings, and a tendency to engage in sexual liaisons in the back of a van on council estates with multiple participants.
by anonymous12325 April 20, 2010
A syndrome whose primary symptom is never hitting the pause button (especially if one is texting while videogaming/watching tv). It is typically acquired through.
1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency
Effects of this syndrome include
1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).
A Treatment plan includes:
1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency
Effects of this syndrome include
1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).
A Treatment plan includes:
1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
My brother has a horrible case of No Pause Syndrome from playing too much Borderlands. I can't count how many times I've seem him get turned into swiss cheese while playing games due to that.
My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
by Jsybird June 28, 2013