by finn the hunan April 12, 2020

I gave him a DIRTY SANTIAGO yesterday, his eyebrows looked like they were about to fall off of his face.
by Scrotonator March 6, 2008

The most pleasurable sexual move in any man or women's arsenal. When you get Dirty Floated you know the girl or guy likes you.
The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.
The Dirty Float is the ultimate move.
E.G.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.
Man 1: Damn, My bitch Dirty Floated me last night
Man 2: No way bro, you the fuckin man!
Man 1: Yea, iv never been pleasured that much ever before
Man 2: I wish i could get Dirty Floated.
by The Dirty Float Master February 14, 2008

When a female is giving a male a blow-job and she throws up in his urethra. The male then masturbates on the the womans face giving her a mix of cum and throw up facial
by BIGNICK26 February 22, 2011

When an Arabic man stick his fists up his asshole reaching for a piece of shit. When he has found the shit he then proceeds to walking into The Empire State building screaming "AIALAIAAALAIALA" and then throwing his shit at the nearest worker.
by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013

The biggest dumbass in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and bitch about his life. Racism is also common around Dirty Mikes.
Jim: I hate that n**ger.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.
by bitch beet October 5, 2013

by Rennystar February 28, 2019
