full shit hands

Hands covered with shit, or shit water.

He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.

by Ed Bodine October 3, 2008

put shit on blast

(Verb) To relate someone else's personal affairs to the world, esp. about sexual relations.

It was so obnoxious of her boyfriend to put shit on blast and tell everyone that his girlfriend put out last Saturday night.

by anonymousity999 September 11, 2007

Shit Hand Andy

A term used to describe someone who is being or doing something retarded.

Originated from when 'Andy' was written on the outside wall of a special school in what appeared to be feces.

Omg, stop being such a shit hand andy.

What a shit hand andy thing to do.

by xMousey March 9, 2008

bull shit artist

A bull shitter who is successful in avoiding detection may be referred to as a bull shit artist. Bull shit artists are quite dangerous and may say things with a high degree of confidence while, at the same time, having inadequate support for what they are saying, making their statements bull shit.

Its amazing how these politicians are bull shit artists.
That guy manages to pull so many girls even though he's unemployed; he's just a great bull shit artist.

by YR October 1, 2007

barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

Lets do this shit

A:a polite way of asking or telling someone that you need them to work with you on some project/task.

B:a polite way to agree with someone about completing a project/task.

person a:"we need to go get some snacks!"
person b:"ya, lets do this shit"

by blaten December 19, 2004

Shit - Shower - Shave

The three S's of hygiene.

See also, SSS.

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?

by Mister Obious March 8, 2013