What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.
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Get the free willy mug.1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.
2. Possibly the coolest man alive.
3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.
4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.
2. Possibly the coolest man alive.
3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.
4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.
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Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
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Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.
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Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
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Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.
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