itchy willy

when you have an itchy willy

Leonie: I have an itchy willy

by Banana14523467 August 16, 2010

White Willy

the penile equivalent of a wet willy, which is sticking your penis into someone else's ear.

"Dude, while he's sleeping, give him a white willy and take a picture!"

by Xalrons March 20, 2009

Free Willy

You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.

Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 08, 2015

Willy Wonka

When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.

Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!

by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 August 28, 2008

Willie-Nillie

to put things that shouldn't be in things all up in things

Man, jesse you can't be putting pop rocks all willie-nillie in things like that...

by the big stupid October 07, 2005

free willy

the beat off or beat it see to flog the dolphin

The BMODL freed willy in the prostitutes eye.

by little jimmy March 25, 2003

Bruce Willies

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

by Niels Bundgaard November 14, 2006