Macaulay wells

the fittiest fit ever and has a huge cock and loves giving head to girls also he get all the girls

mac hes fit macaulay wells

by benny pearson skin November 28, 2011

Well-Digger

someone who hath diggeth the well because we are thirsty.

I was in a group with people with zero passion so I just decided to be the well-digger

by welldigger May 7, 2021

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”

(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”

by danktle September 6, 2020

Harry well

A hairy vagina and then you look inside of it and there's the girl from The Ring

That girl has a very big Harry well

by Big dick madden July 16, 2020

well-turned leg

A graceful, luscious calf atop a delicate ankle

Jordan has such well-turned legs. He must do Leg Day regularly.

by alpacattack January 20, 2021

smoky well

When you vape out of your dickhole

Hey Joe did you hear about the party last night? It was insaine, Danny tries to do a smoky well

by Dicksprinkles221 September 14, 2017