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Watermelon Warrior

Woah! Hide your wallets! It’s a watermelon warrior!!
by Gawky1234 June 30, 2022
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Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.
John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior
by elemaeoh February 24, 2025
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Wounded Warrior Projecting

V.)

1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.

2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.

No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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Weekend Warrior

When you go racing in your “Race Caron the weekends bc it’s really the only time you have to do anything.
This is my Weekend Warrior, I only drive it on the weekends…Bc I have more important shit to do, like paying my bills.
by YesYouAreAnNPClol September 16, 2025
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Morte Warrior

Someone who wears cowboy hats and is incredibly cool.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.
by Kalzar September 27, 2007
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Warriors U

A comic made by Aisha Thani about two boys named Finn and Harv that have adventures while learning how to be warriors (or in Finn's case, a Bard). They are also chased by an evil pink unicorn named Hevvin Angel Bright who drove a whole through Finn's liver when he was little and has been trying to kill him ever since.
It can be found on warriors-u.com and is 1031 pages long.
"Hey, did you read Warriors U?"
"Yeah! It was a really good comic!"
by MyOTPIsSquikin April 25, 2014
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