Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage

It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking

by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019

Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.

God damn bro you got some wank breath.

by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021

Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.

Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?

by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022

danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.

Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank

thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security

by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019

Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

Wank Cave

The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man

“What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”

by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018