"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."
by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023
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anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
by xjamos July 22, 2021
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by Blumchuck January 12, 2015
Get the Wanking wizard mug.The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
by Philip wheel June 8, 2015
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