Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool September 02, 2015

pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025

Buss wanker

A buss wanker is a dipshit ,twat or idiot originated from Inbetweeners

You buss wanker

Your an absolutely buss wanker

by Rubykennyx June 13, 2020

Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.

Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker

by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 04, 2016

nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome

jaeden is such a nan wanker

by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022

wanker bombs

The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth

Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"

by Magic Nate February 20, 2023

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 01, 2019