swat twat

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California
Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”
by Segwave April 19, 2017
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twat tan

A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.
I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan

WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!
by Thomas Betts June 07, 2007
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Twat Knot

When a girls pussy lips are so loose they get knoted together with the thong
When i was walking in school i felt an extreme amount of pain in my twat and i looked and i had a huge twat knot
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smug twat

Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.
You know who you are!!! You MAXimal smug twat RICH
by Gwyn Whitey May 24, 2007
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scouse twat

An inhabitant of the city of liverpool, someone born in liverpool or someone with the most disgusting f English Accents
Eeee Arrr I'm a fookin tire thief!
by Mudda December 05, 2004
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dumb twat

Any person who spells Katie with two E's.
Person 1: Oh, whos that new girl in class?
Person 2: You dont want to go near that with a 10 foor pole.
Person 1: Why not?
Person 2: Her names Katie, but she spells it like a dumb twat with two E's
by TheFlyingIdiot August 11, 2011
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Twat Nugget

A nugget of dry cum deep in the twat
when i was eating out a girl i felt a giant twat nugget deep inside her
by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010
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