Eat my donut

The act of consuming ones anus. An act of sheer flexibility.

The other day during yoga, I got to eat my donut.

by Peaches Brother September 5, 2013

Cherry Donut Hole

The man inserts the tip or head of his penis into a butthole and the two precede to rotate their bodies in opposite directions until a 360 is completed. If the individuals are lucky a chocolate dipped cherry donut hole will occur and the partner must proceed to lick it off. Partners must be married. If more information is needed to explain this task please leave a post.

"I rocked a cherry donut hole last night."

"If you don't shut your mouth, I will give you a cherry donut hole."

"May I have a cherry donut hole please?"

"A dozen cherry donut holes to go please."

by thebaker125 July 30, 2009

sour cream donut

Prior to intercourse, a man ejaculates into a microwavable cup, then proceeds to microwaving it, thus making it sour. Then using it as lube during intercourse.

Paul, I gave this bitch a sour cream donut in her spokes because her pussy stunk.

by maesterchief June 20, 2008

Orange Donut Stick

Nasty rotton hiv infected saggy old musty ass nigga dick!

Colton be rockn that orange donut stick! :D

by Cuntface Dickhole July 9, 2010

polish donut farmer

A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.

That guy just put a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. He's a real polish donut farmer

by Stu Manito August 20, 2006

Donut Dutch oven

A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.

Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro

by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022

glazed strawberry donut

When a male uses strawberry flavoured lube and proceeds to make anal love to their partner. Once cumming in and around the hole they them proceed to eat the glazed strawberry donut.

Guy 1 - hey man wanna try the Glazed Strawberry Donut

Guy 2 - hell yeah

by Grimwatch July 5, 2022