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thank u, next

grateful for the past, now onto the next and deadass not looking back. kinda like fuck off, but in a more sophisticated way
“for somebody who claims to hate relevancy you sure love clinging to it huh”

“thank u, next”

“.”
by yall blast that r&b subgenre November 6, 2018
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u r the noob

Phrase used to classify someone as "The Noob." May or may not be used as a compliment. May also be used in conjunction with the phrase "no u." Phrase can be used as a rebuttal statement towards someone as well.
Person 1: "lol i pwn"

Person 2: "u r the noob."

Person 1: "NO U R THE NOOB!"
by Francis Numan October 20, 2009
mugGet the u r the noobmug.

U-lock Justice

Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.
After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.
by turdsworth November 22, 2011
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get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006
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thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy
by James Clean November 5, 2018
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u matter ❤️

if you're reading this and you've been feeling suicidal, depressed, or just could use a little extra support right now, now that you matter and someone out there cares. that could be me, it could be your parents, it could be a long-lost friend or that person you always walk by in the hallway. we love you, and just remember that it's ok to be upset sometimes, but that you always deserve better.
u matter ❤️ hun
by askkkkkkk January 9, 2020
mugGet the u matter ❤️mug.

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