Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
by dtfe September 12, 2017
When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 02, 2016
A person that is annoying 85% of the time and the other 15% youre already so pissed off it doesnt matter
by HAIRLESS YETI November 08, 2015
When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever
Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity
Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity
Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?
by Brun_Omars May 14, 2019
A theory developed that shows the moans are the inverse of sighs. Where moans go up then down in tone, sighs go down then up in tone. This theory is useful for people learning Chinese, or taking Mandarin/Cantonese as a Second Language.
According to the moan-sigh theory, the essence of pronunciation for mandarin characters with the 3rd tone is comparable to that of a sigh, or the inverse of a sigh - known as a moan.
by turtle_ia February 26, 2023
The game Among Us made in 2018 is a curse from god to deteriorate the human brain in response to the evil of man. The mental illness known as "amogus lol" comes in 4 stages getting worse as it goes.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
Stage #1 You play the game Among Us and aprricate the simple design of the characters. Along the way you learn the common language used such as Impostor, sus and the N-word.
Stage #2 You begin to see the resemblance to the crewmate characters in different things in your life such as fire alarms, trashcans and washing machines. You utter the term "amogus" whenever you see anything with an oval in the middle.
Stage #3 You see "amogus" everywhere you go from your fingertips to things with no resemblance to the crewmate whatsoever like the shape of Benjamin Franklin's hair on the $100 bill.
Stage #4 (Insanity) You live to despise amogus attacking everything you see as amogus such as your own family random doors and public figures. You are locked away in a mental hospital for the rest of your existance.
I just Among Us Theory.
by FunnyNotRacist March 15, 2021
This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.
Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.
by quaniggadris December 30, 2022