by xella amore February 22, 2023
by bimbotrain September 16, 2015
A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
min-maxing in Pokémon. Involves killing only specific species of wild pokémon that drop the desired stat boosts and running from pokémon that drop undesired ones until said stat gains the desired amount of Effort Values, or EVs, often with assistance of certain stat-gaining power items to boost only two or three stats instead of the intended six. Often frowned upon due to the casual nature of the game and how EV trainers would spend hours grinding and counting EVs on every one of their pokémon just to gain a slight advantage over others in competitive play.
EV Training, you're sucking the fun out!
EV Training, you're too old for this!
Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life!
Beating up kids makes you feel like a man!
EV Training, YEAH!
EV Training, you're too old for this!
Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life!
Beating up kids makes you feel like a man!
EV Training, YEAH!
by onion turtle August 17, 2022
When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.
In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019
Train that was built in Long Island in 1945. Only a single car but tons of pure metal and steel will scare any competitors off.
Person 1: Let's go skateboarding with Shane the Train
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard
by Mrs. Summers October 25, 2019
by Keithberns5 April 19, 2018