tuna tower

When more than two women are stacked faced down, one on top of the other for sex.

Joey couldn't believe it when Rachel, Monica and Phoebe surprised him with a tuna tower for his birthday.

by HuBu2020 March 29, 2025

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Cream tower

A structure built of cream containers found in restaurants or diners

I went for brunch with my family and we all built a cream tower before the server confiscated our cream

by electric grammarian March 30, 2025

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Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 06, 2023

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